Hungry Hungry Hippos: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

It's pizza time. Same frantic chomping, now with turtles.

Everyone picks a Turtle, everyone releases the pepperoni into the middle, and everyone hammers the lever as fast as their hands allow. Whoever chomps the most wins. That's it, and it has been reliably ruining the peace in living rooms for fifty years.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles edition swaps the marbles for pizza toppings and the hippos for Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello and Michelangelo. Loud, fast, and over in about four minutes, which is exactly right for the age group.

Perfect for: Kids aged 4 and up, birthday parties, rainy afternoons, and grandparents who want to be popular quickly.